Drunk On Cacti

The science behind cacti is just fascinating. Their hard and dangerous exterior do not even begin to demonstrate just how much they can actually provide. I bet most of the general population didn’t even realize that cactus store water inside their hollow bodies. Well, I used this little fun fact to try a test of my own. Beer brewing. This came to me, one night, at a bar, where nothing but craft brews were served. I looked to the corner of the room and there was a cactus alone in the corner. And BAM! It hit me. I had spent years before this moment trying to brew the perfect batch of beer. But nothing, and I MEAN NOTHING, seemed to work. That very next day, I drove to the local garden store and bought the largest cactus I could find. Cut it up ever so intricately to use as my mini brewing chambers, and I assembled the most elaborate brew kit. I had hops, yeast, spices and now a cactus. Everything for a perfect beer. A month went buy and I bottled the beer. Still not quite ready, I let it age in the bottles for two more weeks. When my cactus beer countdown was over, I came home from work, cracked open a bottle of my concoction, and there were fireworks in my mouth. I swear to you people this sort of brewing technique is going to be the wave of the future. I have already filed for patent protection and started brewing in larger quantities. Keep a look out for Prickly Brews on the shelves in your hometown.