"The Laughing Cactus" Stock Price Soars:

With the recent release of the official cactus line, The Laughing Cactus experienced major gains in the stock market. Their IPO in early January was set at 10 dollars, but it has shot up to 274 dollars since the recent product line expansion. This explosive growth has caught the eye of investors across the nation. Experts claim that this is only the beginning of the historical increase, and rumors of further cacti expansion have shareholders chomping at the bit as they anticipate greater success in the market. Among these shareholders is Google CEO Sundar Pichai. When asked about the recent jump in the stock, he responded,” Honestly, I saw it coming from a mile away. When you see an idea as lucrative as decorative, dressed cacti, you have to jump on it.”