Hey Ladies...

Studies show, women who own cacti live on average three years longer than women who do not own cacti. This is due to the excess of endorphins released while “nurturing” cacti. Giving women the pseudo responsibility of protecting and raising something of her own induces a sense of accomplishment. Women begin to feel better about themselves, and thus an excess of endorphins are released. Happier women results in healthier decisions. Healthier decisions result in longer lives. The studies for men have yet to be released but are anticipated to be out early May 2016